January 2012
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Me every morning.
When i hear my alarm clock I think:
And my expectations are like:
But in reality, I’m like:
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Police Officer: How high are you?
Me: No, no, no, officer. It's "hi, how are you?"
“Don’t lie.”
Punctured to death.
It’s a new year. My english’s rusty. I’m hungry. I want to pray. I’m eager to pray. Here, a piece of advice. Pray before it’s too late.
December 2011
16 posts
Yesterday fishing.
Me: I feel like shitting.
Him: Go toilet.
Me: It's dirty. No way.
Him: If you don't want then don't tell me.
*few mins later*
Him: I feel like shitting.
Me: Go toilet.
Him: No way.
Both: If you don't want then don't tell me.
Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Great minds think alike. CHEY
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November 2011
360 posts
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This is my eating routine
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I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!”
Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream
After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!”
And repeat.
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